Jack's Lanterns

Jack's Lanterns (18+ probably???) procedurally generates a super short story for you based on a list of inputs that are pretty unhinged. The stories aren't scary, but contain some potentially triggering language including the word 'f*g'  (not used here in a derogatory fashion).

There are—if my fifth grade understanding of combinations and permutations still holds—over 10 million possible outputs. If you want another story just hit the 'Tell Me Another' link et voila!

Happy Halloween! And let me know if anything's broken.  🤙🏾

-Ben